(Source: darkwillows, via amandaskankovich)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via trytoeatmefoo)
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
(via pizza)
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
(via pizza)
(via iharthelbig)
God Bless America
(Source: kingbeigel)
Yep. Watching this movie right now.
